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Roger Hazard and Chris Stout-Hazard

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- Furniture
  Sturdy, comfortable, and elegant. Yay!
- Express Ship
  Sofas built for you in mere days.
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Design Services
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  Furniture for commercial settings
Shows & Projects
- The Grey House
  We renovate our 160-year old Italianate Victorian in Upstate New York.
- The Modern Farmhouse
  Keeping Austin weird with modern, green architecture and funky, rustic design.
- Roger That!
  In this new web series, we transform well-loved homes in need of a boost of style with bold colors, clever design tricks, and simple DIY projects.
- Sell This House
  Roger's Emmy-nominated show introduced home staging to America. Catch re-runs weekday mornings on FYI.
- Design & Renovation
  A selection of work for our clients.
- Staging
  A few of our staging projects.
Design Tips
- Kitchens 101
  Roger talks trends and best practices in kitchen style, layout, and functionality.
- Painting
  Using color to make dramatic, affordable transformations.
- Decor
  Furniture and accessory styling tips for your home.
- Little House Love
  Lovable homes come in all sizes. Here's to tiny houses!
- The Daily Photo
  Chris carries his camera everywhere. Here's a peek at what he captures.
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  Articles sorted by date.
About
- About Roger + Chris
  Two guys, a dog, a tiny village, and a whole bunch of projects.
- Events
  Meet Roger. Or Chris. Or some combination.
- Press
  Nice people who've written about us.
- Who Builds Roger + Chris Furniture?
  We do. Duh.
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  Answers to questions about doing business with us.
- Furniture Reviews
  Testimonials and praise from Roger + Chris customers.
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Horrors Of House Paint Finalists

A big thank you to everyone who submitted a painting horror story! I received dozens of great stories, and it was difficult to narrow it down to just three finalists, but here they are. Please take a minute to read all three and press the "like" button on the story you enjoyed most. (You're allowed to vote for more than one!)

The author of the story that receives the the most likes will receive a one hour phone consultation with me about his or her home and any upcoming design projects. The author of the second place story will get an autographed HAZARD t-shirt. The author of third place story will receive an autographed photo.

Read these stories - they are all hilarious - and be sure to choose your favorites by liking the post!

- Roger

Finalist #1:
Police officers mistake Sunny's son's room for a crime scene.

Read the full story on CertaPro's Facebook page.

Finalist #2:
Carlos' grandmother learned not to wear sunglasses when choosing paint colors.

Read the full story on CertaPro's Facebook page.

Finalist #3:
Mike was almost finished painting his ceiling. Almost. And then? Well, it involves a ladder, white paint, and a dog.

Read the full story on CertaPro's Facebook page.

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